The Contender- The Loo Special

PROFILE
Kevin"Almost Fight" is the current World Faux Fighting Super Heavyweight Champion. Hailing from the tough neighbourhood of Ang Mo Kio, Singapore. Kevin has risen through the ranks, from cook to chef before a change of interest saw him move from the Kitchen to the Vine Yards and Wineries.
When he is not in the Faux Ring, his many hobbies are touch football, cooking , rugby and lastly Partying with buddy, Tsunami(The Faux Moari) & others.
Despite his ever changing hairstyles and frequent fashion misses, this hearthrob has never failed to be a hit with the ladies.
"Almost Fight" is affectionally known to his friends and fans as "Roids" due to his indulgence in unfavourable substances.*
He is famous for going all berserk and screaming at the top of his voice. This lethal move-"Roid Rage"- causes his opponents to be in a daze before he finishes them off. Unfortunately for him and his teamates, this often has a friendly-fire effect on the touch football field.

*All brands refused to be named fearing a drop in sales.

The Beautiful Boxer

As we all know, most guys in the fighting industry will relate to masculine factors drawing them to the sport. Well.... most guys but Loo. It is no secret that Kevin is in touch with his le femme fatale side. Tattoed on his chest and arms are the name and face of Nong Tum- the Transgender former Muay Thai Champion. (see above photo)

"She has gone through many adversities and have overcome trans-gender bias. It is not easy being different. In some ways, I am similar."
Roids Loo, in a recent interview with Shadow Times, when asked why he idolises Nong.

TRAINING FOR THE VIRGIN FIGHT
Come late-May. Kevin will relinquish The World Faux Fighting Championship and for the first time ever, step into the Muay Thai Ring. For months now, in The SCC, located deep in the concrete jungle of the CBD, "Almost Fight" has been furiously honing his punches, knee blocks and kicks. These are some of his training images.

Fans Reaction

"You sure anot?? Different type of ring, you know? He might actually have to swing." , "Virgin meh? I don't believe in fairy tales", "Come ah! come ah!....wahahaha!", "Seriously?? I would pay to see him fight", "He wouldn't make a pretty Katoey, would he?" These were reactions to the fact that Kevin "Almost Fight" Loo is finally going to put an end to critics condemning his already tarnished reputation of always being pulled away from a fight at the last second.

Animated Bookies
Bookies have reacted immediately and have been flooded by phone calls just minutes after the statement made by the press. Said Mr David Teo(not his real name) "My handphone keeps on ringing, my email inbox flooded and my fax machine broke down..... **bei****bye! I got all sorts of funny requests for odds! Anyway we are not offering any odds now. That is untill the fight is confirmed and we know who he will be fighting with"

*Tune in next week when we bring you Part II of The Contender. Where we bring you an interview with the Muay Thai hopeful, Kevin "Almost Fight" Loo. We will also bring you the match-up between Kevin and his yet-to-be named opponent. Untill then.... we leave you with a training video of Loo in The SCC Locker Room.